Are Computers femal or male?

Here's something I found on the web... a little humour for all the computer enthusiasts out there.

Computersmust be female.  No one but the creator understands their internallogic.  The native language they use to communicate with othercomputers is incomprehensible to everyone else.  The message "Badcommand or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't knowwhy I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."  Eventhe smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for laterretrieval.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.  ~Author Unknown


Computers must be male.  As soon as you commit to one you realize thatif you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a bettermodel.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.  Bigpower surges knock them out for the rest of the day.  ~Author Unknown