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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗？")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把他交给警察叔叔手里边")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎么不喜欢听？")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那就唱个别的吧")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么？你说你不喜欢听歌？")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert(" 那怎么办？")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎么还不愿意？")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好，我马上让你出去！")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我说的对不对？")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该放你出去了！")</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("愚人节快乐！")</SCRIPT>
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