real programmers

(1) real programmers do not schedule, only to please the leadership lackey have schedules, the real programmers will make the leadership of scary.
(2) the real programmers do not write manuals, user should program themselves to guess the function.
(3) the real programmers to write code almost no comment, if the comment is difficult to write, it is naturally difficult to read.
(4), the real programmers do not draw flowcharts, primitive and illiteracy will Ganzhe Shi.
(5) the real programmers do not look at reference manual, novice, and cowards will see.
(6) the real programmers do not write the document does not require documentation, only a fool can not read it with the documentation process.
(7) real programmers consider themselves more aware of the user than the user what is required.
(8) the real programmers do not accept the concept of team development, unless he is a head.
(9) the real programmers program will not run correctly the first time, but they are willing to abandon the machine 30 hours a number of debugging error correction.
(10) the real programmer is not in the morning between 9:00 am to 5:00 pm, and if you see him 9:00 in the morning work, which shows that he has been dry since last night until now.
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