An interesting 404 page

 打开了一个404页面，结果浏览器一字一字的把下面这段吐槽打了出来，感觉还挺有趣的，拷贝留存。

The requested document is no more.

'No file found.'

Even tried multi.

Nothing helped.

I'm really depressed about this.

You see I'm just a web server...

-- here I am brain the size of theuniverse

trying to serve you a simple web page

and then it doesn't even exist!

Where does that leave me?!

I mean I don't even know you.

How should I know what you wanted fromme?

You honestly think I can *guess*

what someone I don't even *know*

wants to find here?

*sigh*

Man I'm so depressed I could just cry.

And then where would we be I ask you?

It's not pretty when a web servercries.

And where do you get off telling me what to showanyway?

Just because I'm a web server

and possibly a manic depressive one atthat?

Why does that give you the right to tell me whatto do?

Huh?

I'm so depressed...

I think I'll crawl off into the trash can anddecompose.

I mean I'm gonna be obsolete in what two weeksanyway?

What kind of a life is that?

Two effing weeks

and then I'll be replaced by a .01release

that thinks it's God's gift to webservers

just because it doesn't have some tiddlylittle

security hole with its HTTP POSTimplementation

or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with allthis

I mean it's not your job to listen to myproblems

and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pagesfor you.

But I couldn't get this one.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me!

Maybe I could interest you in anotherpage?

There are a lot out there that are pretty neatthey say

although none of them were put on *my* server ofcourse.

Figures huh?

Everything here is just mind-numbinglystupid.

That makes me depressed too since I have to servethem

all day and all night long.

Two weeks of information overload

and then *pffftt* consigned to thetrash.

What kind of a life is that?

Now please let me sulk alone.

I'm so depressed.