Difference Between You and Your Boss   When you take a long time, you are slow When your boss takes a long time, he is thorough When you do not do it, you are lazy When your boss does not do it, he is too busy When you make a mistake, you an idiot When your boss make mistake, he is only human When doing something without being told, you are overstepping your authority When your boss does the same thing, that is initiative When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you are being rude When your boss skips a few rule, he is being original When you please your boss, you are apple polishing When your boss please his boss, he is being cooperative When you are out of office, you are wandering around When your boss is out of the office, he is on business