医学研究表明：男人看女人胸部有益身体健康

I have been saying for years that staring at women's breasts is good for you. I've said it to anyone that'll listen, especially women whose breasts I happen to be staring at! Well, finally I have been vindicated, validated and proved to be a genius! The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at women's breasts prolong their lives by several years. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said (creepy) author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist. The team led by Weatherby was made up of (horny) researchers at three (sexy) hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females daily, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger. Ya see! I told you so! Now let's go stare at some boobies!"

看女人胸部有益健康！"这个话我说了很多年了。我对很多人说过这个话了，尤其是那些被我盯着看胸部的女士们。 好吧，最终我的观点被证明是正确的！而且证明了我是个天才！ 《新英格兰医学杂志》和《每周世界新闻》最近表示，男人盯着女士的胸部看可以延长他们的寿命，长达数年的寿命。 “只用10分钟的凝视，看着胸部丰满挺拔的女士，比如Baywatch的女演员Pamela Lee，相当于30分钟的有氧运动”，文章的作者老年病学家Daren Weatherby博士说道。 过去的五年中，这个由Daren Weatherby博士领导的小组的研究员在三个位于德国法兰克福的医院里观察了200个男性患者，其中的一半的患者被要求每天看女人的胸部，而另一半的患者则不允许观看。五年之后，被要求观看女性胸部的那一半的患者都降低了血压，减缓了休息时脉搏跳动，以及降低了冠心病发作的几率。 “性兴奋使得心脏更加健康的跳动，促进了血液循环，这是毫无疑问的。凝视挺拔的胸部让男士更加健康。我们的研究表明了每天这样看几分钟，就可以大大的降低心脏病发作的几率。”Weatherby说道，他建议超过40岁的男士应当每天至少看D罩杯或者更大的胸部10分钟以上。 看见了吧！我早就跟你说了！ 现在，让我们开始去看女士骄傲的胸部吧！