Would You Like a Shave or a Haircut?

The poor farmer was always living in a country and he had never went to the city. Last time, he won a lot of money,so he could afford a holiday by the sea.After settling in a good hotel, he enjoyed himself very much. When the lunch time come,  he went to the restaurant for it. The head waiter guided him to table in the corner and took away his order. After the waiter come back, he found the farmer tied the napkins around his neck. He was annoyed by this and told to others waiters that there was nobody doing that in a restaurant of this quality.They wanted to inform him.Then another waiter walked to the farmer's  table and asked him,"would you like a shave a haircut?"

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